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Allegedly, Brad Nessler believes that West Virginia University is actually in Virginia. You know the way Western Michigan University is in Michigan. When I heard this, I laughed right out loud. I asked my son, “Did you hear that?” We had to replay it because he didn’t believe an announcer can be that stupid.
When you spend most of your career in the minors, it’s probably not a good idea to use social media to question the calls made by the manager of the major league team. The role of Danny is played by Danny Worth and Santi is played by Ramon Santiago. Bonus: There is plenty of bile [...]
What. no dog stories on which to comment? How’s this for an opening paragraph? A sign at the UAW Local 12 hall on Ashland Avenue warns: “Autos not assembled by the UAW are not welcome in this lot.” But BMW drivers need not worry — there is a special parking spot reserved for them at [...]
Seattle has passed an ordinance requiring businesses with five or more employees to pay its employees at least five days per year for sick leave. The more employees, the more paid sick leave is required extending up to nine days for employers of 250 or more. Chief moron Councilman Nick Licata sponsored the measure and [...]
You may remember that skit Alec Baldwin did on Saturday Night Live during which he appeared on an NPR Food Show as Pete Schweddy, owner of Season’s Eatings. The entire skit revolved around discussion of his Schweddy Balls. It was slightly funny and very very juvenile. We are talking least common denominator stuff, really. Look [...]
On the heels of yesterday’s post regarding school districts prohibiting teachers from “friending” students, comes news that a juror faced criminal charges for “friending” the defendant in the trial. The juror’s name is Jonathon Hudson. He is 22 years old and lives in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. Says the prosecutor, I’ve never seen this before. [...]
Millen works as a college football analyst for ESPN, which makes ESPN an idiot, too. You need a bit of background before you watch this, so allow me to brief you. LSU’s quarterback Jordan Jefferson was arrested for his role in a bar fight and has been suspended by the school. Jarrett Lee will take [...]
Image via Wikipedia The crazy woman who sent in a video of herself punishing her child by placing hot sauce in his mouth to Dr. Phil has been found guilty. Given that Dr. Phil aired the program, doesn’t the show’s production team bear some culpability in this fiasco? All that aside, don’t you sometimes stop [...]
Cover of Richard O’Brien Assuming they were all born 1992-93, that is. Beloit College publishes a list each year of the existence of certain factoids in the life experience of students as they enter college. It is merely sentimental and those who pay attention to it are generally the ones who go in for all [...]
Happy Hot Dog Man. (Warning: autoplay video) via Dave Barry Blog.