Here is an uproarious essay on the conspiracy that the Rooney family has played a large role in the joke that has become the Cleveland Browns, from our good friends at Kissing Suzy Kolber. A tease…. Obviously any good conspiracy needs a patsy to take the fall and what better patsy then the city of [...]

Jimmy Haslan could find himself in a world of hurt. He is the current owner of the Cleveland Browns, but used to be an interested party in the Steelers.  

Nary a tear will be shed in Cleveland today upon hearing the news that the evil Modell has finally died. It was at the hand of Modell that the once proud and successful Cleveland Browns were fatally stabbed in the back at midnight. Rot dam 'ell, anagrammatically.

I am sure that you’ve heard or read the news that Augusta National has finally decided to join the 20th (that’s right) century and offer admission to a couple women, one of whom is Condoleeza Rice.  I guess she wasn’t properly vetted. Related articles The Nation: Condoleezza Rice Is Wrong Kind of Female to Break [...]

I was at a local watering hole last evening to catch the Detroit Tigers play the Cleveland Indians.  I was perched at the bar and the lovely barmaid was wearing this t-shirt.  I happened to be out with a buddy who was also an Indians fan.  I find this t-shirt highly offensive.  It reminds me [...]