Store removes bags of peanuts from the shelves because the package doesn't contain a warning that the package contains peanuts, which violates common sense some health standards. Via boing boing.  

That's what Sonoma-Williams store manage Kent had to say about the chain's decision to pull pressure cookers from the shelves of its 250 retail locations. Words fail.

Give FoxNews and Sean Hannity a microphone, and they will put on display that their ignorance is both complete and total. I don't care if he is saying this for ratings or publicity or whatever, some people might think this, and those people are idiots, but to actually say this in public is to demonstrate [...]

On this, the day of the second inauguration of our first quasi-black President, it is a comfort to know that ours is a country where anyone can grow up to be a head coach in the Super Bowl. In the words of John Harbaugh, This is America, how hard work can get you to a [...]

This makes me just mad enough to choke somebody. Here we are so worried that a college athlete might trade in his own cheap-ass property for a pizza or a tattoo that we ruin the careers of those who get caught doing so, while Mr. Saban lives in a fucking castle. That goddamn boathouse is [...]

My father in law is 86 years old, and no, that is not him in the photo above. Last Christmas season, my wife and I and a couple of our children took him to a local Hooters restaurant for lunch. We ordered a couple of pitchers, and the waitress asked for our IDs. My beard [...]

All in the name of news. Idiot. But you people soak that shit up, don’t you?

Target and Best Buy have each announced plans to match the price offered by online retailers like Amazon.com.  This is a really stupid idea. Think about this for a minute.  Best Buy offering to match prices is  probably OK because of the limited types of items it sells, but Target? Can you imagine a women [...]

Dude, it doesn’t work that way.