Category Archives: AlBUM

Ruthless People

First read this. Then imagine this exchange from the movie “Ruthless People,” but with Mitch AlBUM playing the role of Police Chief and normal, sane human being playing the role of Carol. Police Chief: A man is innocent until proven guilty. Carol: Well, how do you think these courts would feel… if I gave that tape to the [...]

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The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend.

Image via Wikipedia I don’t like Mitch AlBUM, at all.  I do like John Feinstein, a lot. First some background.  Here, here, and here. Feinstein took it upon himself to comment on the month-long Mike Wise suspension by comparing it to the suspension that Mitch AlBUM never received. Completely different subject: a lot of people have asked [...]

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Izzo, alBUM and the New Media.

Tom Izzo is staying put just as I said he would.  He and Michigan State University officials are blaming the media for misinformation and rumors about Izzo taking the Cavs head coaching job. Seems to me that Izzo could have easily avoided those things by not including himself as an interested party.  He got some [...]

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Mitch AlBUM Takes the Pulpit,

and Christmas Ape of Kissing Suzy Kolber knocks him out of the park. It’s been some time since AlBUM has been blasted in this space.  Man, it feels good to get back to that, even if vicariously through Christmas Ape. More AlBUM based joy can be found in the comments.

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