Burger King: Screw the Franchisee.
I have heard a rumor that Burger King franchisees are up-in-arms over BK’s mandated double cheeseburger $1 price point, considering it costs franchises $1.10 per sandwich.
I may just wonder over to a BK, buy up some double cheeseburgers and give them to the homeless.


or some of Lucas County’s dogs currently sitting on death row.
closest BK has no dollar menu.
second-closest has a bullet-proof ordering window
is that bullet-proof window protecting employees from customers or customers from employees?
ultimately customers from customers…after the employees have been taken care of, cincinnati-style.